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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Online Dating FAIL! of the Week

I don’t know why, but I have always been somewhat facinated with the online dating scene. Browsing the pictures and profiles always stimulates my imagination as I try to create stories in my head for their life and what drove them to the online world of dating.  These characters eventually find their way in short stories or archived for future writings. 

I have never gone on a date from one of these sites, and personally, I find the interaction pretty cold, and impersonal.  Plus, I am getting good at spotting the fake profiles, and know from your picture if you have kids or not. 

But every once in a while, I run across some interesting profiles that beg the question, “Really, this is the picture you decided to show the world?”

Below, is one of those profiles!

Hairy Pits

At first you think this woman is a spontaneous, fun lovin’, laugh a minute kind of gal, unless, of course, you are creeped out by clowns. 

But if you look a little closer, you realize, you might be in for more than you bargined for, especially in the hygene department.  Why the hell would you post a picture of your hairy pits? 

If you are not terrified by clowns, perhaps this picture will change your mind…….SHAVE THAT SHIT!