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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Peoria Experience

I am on my way to Cedar Rapids, Iowa to perform at a satelite location for the World Series of Comedy. My traveling companions are two other Cincinnati comedians, Adam Minnick, and Homer Shadowheart. Adam is slated to perform in the wildcard round on Wednesday, which seems a little below him based on his talents. Maybe he just submitted a bad reel.

But in our quest to perform a great set, we stopped in a place called the Red Barn in Peoria, Illinois, to work on a tight 5 minutes.  Adam searched the internet and found this open mic, of which we knew nothing. We pulled past the place and saw the people were hanging out all over the outside of the building. It didn't look like anyone was inside. As we parked the car, and casually walked our way to the door, wondering if this was the best choice for our evening.  Weaving through the crowd to the door, the look of the clientele looked very suspect. 

As I walked in, the smell of herbal oil and stale beer hit me like someone just threw a rotten salmon in my face. And the people! What bad decisions did these people make to get here? Everyone had dread locks, tattoos, giant gages in their ears, and had a lost spirit appearance. The guy running the show said he had a full schedule of local performers and could not accommodate three guys who traveled over 4 hours. Whatever douche! We are out of here...after I get a back room piercing with a dirty needle....
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