Piss Drunk

We have all been there. A night a fun that quickly turns ugly the moment that one drink hits your lips. That one adult beverage that put you into a drunken tailspin from which you cannot recover.

Normally, this type of an event happens around friends. So when I think getting on the Hindenburg is a good idea, my friend let me know they smell gas and don't let me fire up a cigarette.

So where in the wide world of sports are this girl's friends? It is bad enough to pass out at a private party, but to pass out, on a bench inside Newport's levee, and then piss your pants...Priceless. Lord only knows how long she laid in those piss pants.

Here is to getting literally piss drunk.